overheard on the #74 bus this morning
Entrepreneur: Hey, yo! Anybody tryin' to buy a nine millimeter?
High School Student: Maybe, man. Maybe. Lemme take a look at it first.
Entrepreneur: Well, shit, man. I got it stashed, man.
High School Student: Well I can't buy it until I see it.
Entrepreneur: Shit, man, you know they got cameras on the bus.
High School Student: Yeah, yeah.
Entrepreneur: I found it, though, and I'm trying to sell it. *takes a long sip from a poorly concealed can of steel reserve*
Dec 11th